If You’re Not Following Malik Obama on Twitter, You’re Missing Out

If you thought that Donald Trump was the most interesting man in the world, you thought wrong. There’s a new Obama on the block taking the country by storm; President Barack Obama’s half brother Malik, who is “redpilled to death” and believes that “Cuckoldry is a major sin.”

He thinks that we got to stay alert and woke

He says that you shouldn’t trust any thots

He says that Patrick Star is his people

He says “shitposting is what we have in common”

He had a few things to say about anime


And this one here takes the cake

If you’re not already following Malik Obama on Twitter, you’re going to want to go right ahead and do that, because you’re missing out.