BREAKING: John McCain Dead at 81
For the first time since the American revolution, the state of Arizona will be without a certain Republican Senator. April
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Satire
Tom Cruise: “Of course I’m too handsome for the Libertarian Party”
(Happy April fools) Yesterday evening, a user took to twitter to ask people if they thought Tom Cruise was too
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BREAKING: ATF Raids David Hogg’s Home, Finds Numerous Assault Weapons
April fools. Buy some merchandise if you hate gun control.
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More People Die Annually from Smartphones than AR-15s
Image Credits: MyDoc Productions The time to ban teenagers from purchasing smartphones is now. As you may have
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The New England Patriots Have Lost the Super Bowl; Here’s How Bernie Can Still Win
The following is a satirical article. Last night, the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl
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BREAKING: Warlords Take Over Due To Government Shutdown
In a stunning turn of events, a libertarian’s worst fear has come true. Warlords have taken advantage of the government
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QUIZ: Which Shithole Country Are You From?
Image: Felix Masi
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Stop Dropping Balls on New Years. It’s Offensive to Trans-Women.
Original image: nycnewyearseve The following is a satirical article. As we enter into the year 2018, it is evident that the
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Fearing Prosecution, Santa Begins Giving Presents to Naughty Children
Image Credit: T.B Rickert’s Call Due to new anti-discrimination legislation in the North Pole, Santa Claus has scrapped the naughty
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Here’s The Beautiful Circumstances in Which “Allahu Akbar” Can Be Said, According to CNN’s Jake Tapper
Article by Darius Urban The following is a satirical article. Trusted CNN news anchor Jake Tapper, the anchor of the
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