BREAKING: FBI Opens New Investigation Into Hillary Clinton

According to sources within the FBI, the agency has opened a new investigation against the Clinton Foundation. The purpose of this investigation is to determine whether or not Hillary Clinton accepted bribes for policy favors in the form of donations to the Clinton Foundation. If it turns out that Clinton did, in fact, use the Clinton Foundation as a Pay-To-Play scheme, she’s committed a felony.

This investigation comes one day after a house fire at the Clinton household. Of course, this fire happened the day after investigators announce they have evidence that the FBI thought Hillary Clinton was breaking the law. What did Hillary Clinton’s house know about Hillary Clinton? It truly is fascinating, considering the fact that former FBI Director James Comey’s statement on Clinton was not the original. The original, which was edited by Comey’s inferiors, claimed Clinton had committed “gross negligence” on five different occasions and mentioned the fact that this is, in fact, a felony.

Perhaps the Clinton Crime Family will finally face justice, but don’t hold your breath. Her entire political career has been a career of corruption and crime. If you did what she did, you would be in jail. But she runs free, nonetheless.