How to Avoid Being Spied On By the Government




After Wikileaks revealed that the CIA is able to turn virtually any electronic gadget into a listening device, many are left wondering how they can avoid being spied on by the government.

Here is a comprehensive list of 10 steps you can take to ensure the government can never spy on you.



Step 1: Print out your dank meme collection so you may have an endless source of entertainment

Step 2: Buy a cardboard cutout of Alex Jones so that he may always be with you

Step 3: Stock up on canned goods

Step 4: Throw away your cell phone, computer, gaming console, and television

Step 5: Throw away your washing machine, dryer, and refrigerator

Step 6: Uninstall the electricity in your home

Step 7: Sell your car

Step 8: Learn sign language and never communicate verbally again

Step 9: Never go out in public

Step 10: Learn to hunt and be self-sufficient

In summary, the only way to avoid being spied on by the government is to live like a caveman.

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