After Wikileaks revealed that the CIA is able to turn virtually any electronic gadget into a listening device, many are left wondering how they can avoid being spied on by the government.
Here is a comprehensive list of 10 steps you can take to ensure the government can never spy on you.
Step 1: Print out your dank meme collection so you may have an endless source of entertainment
Step 2: Buy a cardboard cutout of Alex Jones so that he may always be with you
Step 3: Stock up on canned goods
Step 4: Throw away your cell phone, computer, gaming console, and television
Step 5: Throw away your washing machine, dryer, and refrigerator
Step 6: Uninstall the electricity in your home
Step 7: Sell your car
Step 8: Learn sign language and never communicate verbally again
Step 9: Never go out in public
Step 10: Learn to hunt and be self-sufficient
In summary, the only way to avoid being spied on by the government is to live like a caveman.
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