Top 5 Most Radical Libertarian Positions Held by Bill Weld

  1. He’s held a gun before

Weld- pictured here…(picture has been omitted due to not being able to find one single picture of Bill Weld and a gun together)- has been rumored to have held a semi-automatic firearm at least once in his life. It is unknown whether the Liberal Republican governor is expressly as much of an expert on military style firearms and how to assemble them from scratch as he claims, but it has been confirmed he has made bodily contact with one, we think. He did recently compare a firearm to a frag grenade, saying “You know the five-shot rifle, that’s a standard military rifle. The problem is if you attach a clip to it so it can fire more shells, and if you remove the pin so that it becomes an automatic weapon.”

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